week ... all started with a piece of tuna they buy at the supermarket, a good piece of tuna steak that we watched from the window of the little fish saying "Take me home ". And we did, we adopted it, and we took, we keep a day in the fridge and the next, when dinner time came. 10 minutes after dinner it was time for me me. "I'm turning red, Pep" - I say touching my face. "I burned the ears, Pep" - I say touching the ears. Pep goes through my hand, smiles, and goes out to the balcony saying "Uff If it's hot. "I stay inside, feeling like every time I burn more face, and finally decided to get up a mirror looking at me. For when I get my white carnecilla has become a red-fire-a -point-of-burst, starting from the front and down at the moment, to the height chest and below the shoulders back. I look out onto the terrace and again: "Pep, I'm getting red" and Pep and believe it a bit more now and I keep the bathroom where the light stands out even more shocking color my shrimp, which is now beginning to join rashes, spots and so on, gradually extending vertically from top to bottom. This is being added tremors, my nerves by not knowing what is happening to me, and Pep taking the medicine cabinet and asking, and I give you ?????
truth I'm not here to answer and now I'm sitting on the bathroom floor, waiting to fill the bathtub with water to get inside that's all I want, but the truth inside I just want to have a doctor in front of me and tell me I'm going through.
"May I give you?" Pep says again, "Tell me I give you, and I am not able to open his mouth but he insists on reciting the names of the drugs it finds: Clamoxyl, I give Clamoxyl?, Gelocatil? For the Gelocatil? - And continues: Valium! That's not for the pain? Eh? I give you a Valium? There are also Voltaren, Voltaren want one? And I'm still speechless and I would not be laughing because the spots are spreading more and as I start down the legs.
"Pep Look, look" - I say shaking. "Look, look like me are coming down to the belly, and legs, looking as I spread her legs!" And Pep, very sure of himself, repeats, "No, honey, you see, whether you're going through, and is overtaking you, and I get to watch, and that does nothing but grow and expand as more and more, and for a moment think I'm going to explode, and I point the new spots and say, "see how it grows?" And Pep, and attacked from the inside but trying to hide it says: "No love, no, that is Rozart with bathtub, and you are taking ".... And frankly, that continues to grow and grow and feed, I believe I do, but hey, let him in the end he is more nervous than I was and suddenly, after I mumbled with a thread of voice "Please come a doctor" out of the vanity of a small bottle of pills Pep Cortisone we had left Kenya (brother of Pep and physician) when we visited in Lembeh "in case some day he gives you a severe allergy you take 6 at once and it is." And Pep opens the pot and says, Cortisone? This is for allergies, want to Cortisone? "Bring two to see" I say this once, and I drink two and not a minute has passed when I say "give me the other four."
It seems to relax me, and it is true, the big spot where I will become blurred, changing color site, until after several minutes then, I will be white. And suddenly, I am very very pleased to have this skin as blanquita, and when everything is over, we crack up laughing and we are glad that the bad time has passed, so the test of "what to do when my girlfriend eat a tuna and becomes a red "has passed. However, in large part thanks to Kenya)
The next day we we take the bus and go to Kuta. Along the way I was cold and way back, sit-next to the window, a bee stings me on the forehead. But not before I pissed having already moving his arms like a hysterical to frighten it. Savvy. And it is that I have trauma with bees that stung from a colleague at Menorca Airport and minutes later the faint of soil collected from the Cantina, after suffering an allergic reaction.
Pep
part looks at me and laugh, and say, Pep! I have been stung by a bee! And I say, but if you have nothing. And I, but it is very itchy, I have something? Noooo, you have nothing. And I, because it itches! And with the itching of the face I get home and crawl into bed, because I'm hanging with the mosquitoes now and I feel the fever rises. The next day, the bee sting is not only there, there is also an egg that's going from one side to the middle of the forearm and Pep tell, see how I have been stung by a bee? And I do not laugh so much because I totally ko in bed, and we agreed that the test of "what to do when your girlfriend gets bitten by a bee" has not been overcome and we must train more, and so I fall asleep and pass days in bed with a cold, flu, sore throat, or whatever, until now, that I get out of bed made of a cloth a week later ....
